To you, the local Indie sad boi: How could I forget that day, when the sun was shining bright outside and you were standing in the shade of a random tree wearing your skinny ripped jeans, earphones in and nodding your head rhythmically. You loved to wear all-black but sometimes you liked to venture out …
Segregation has existed throughout history. Today, similarly nefarious plans have been concocted on the UNB Fredericton campus. Just last week, the university’s administration announced the formal segregation of students dependent upon whether or not they own an official Reds bookbag. UNB is experiencing segregation issues, and the divide between students is broadening. As a result, …
Spring is in the air, but it's not pollen affecting the sinuses of some of Fredericton’s citizens. It’s cocaine. The Fredericton Police Department raided the Twenty/20 Club last Friday night and were shocked at what they discovered. “The air was white with all the cocaine floating around the place,” recalls FPD officer Gary P. Officerman. …
Send any questions regarding school, university culture, or life in general to dearsharkie@thebruns.ca for a chance to gain really bad advice from everyone’s favourite red herring. Disclaimer: Please don’t actually follow this advice. Dear Sharkie, What’s the best way to resolve a conflict at work? I work at the puppet factory on Queen Street and …
On November 12, Premier Blaine Higgs held a press conference announcing he was prepared to quell further strikes by offering CUPE workers a pizza party. “We are prepared to meet CUPE halfway and offer workers a pizza party. And not just any pizza party. A Greco pizza party,” Higgs announced. “We will even order Hawaiian …
The Brunswickan’s specialty ghost-fighting task force, the Séances in the SUB team, was once again called into action this October to deal with a rather gruesome situation in the University of New Brunswick Student Union Building when a student complained to SUB staff after the severed head of forty-three chickadees appeared out of a glowing …
