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Satire

Home » Archive by Category "Satire"
18 Apr
Satire

Uh Oh! I’ve Been Possessed by a Girl Who’s in an MLM! And Boy Do I Have the Opportunity for You! Click Here Now!

  • April 18, 2022
  • By author-avatar Sofia Erickson
Hey boss babes! It looks like I have been possessed by that girl you went to high school with that keeps trying to get you to join a py...

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18 Apr
Satire

Why the Harriet Irving Needs a Library Cat

  • April 18, 2022
  • By author-avatar Sofia Erickson
Ladies, gentlemen, and those beyond a binary, do I have a proposition for you– picture it: you’re sitting at the Harriet Irving Library...

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18 Apr
Satire

Ode to the Indie Sad Boi

  • April 18, 2022
  • By author-avatar Vy Phan
To you, the local Indie sad boi: How could I forget that day, when the sun was shining bright outside and you were standing in the s...

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18 Apr
Satire

Separate but Equal – UNB Campus to be Segregated by Reds Bookbag Status

  • April 18, 2022
  • By author-avatar Joel Rumson
Segregation has existed throughout history. Today, similarly nefarious plans have been concocted on the UNB Fredericton campus. Just la...

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15 Apr
April Fools, Satire

Fredericton Police Seize Cocaine, Make Arrests at the Twenty/20 Club: Business classes noticeably empty, noses less runny

  • April 15, 2022
  • By author-avatar Sofia Erickson
Spring is in the air, but it's not pollen affecting the sinuses of some of Fredericton’s citizens. It’s cocaine. The Fredericton Pol...

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15 Nov
Dear Sharkie, Satire

Dear Sharkie: Conflict Resolution Skills

  • January 28, 2022
  • By author-avatar Graphics: Joe Jonah
Send any questions regarding school, university culture, or life in general to dearsharkie@thebruns.ca for a chance to gain really bad ...

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15 Nov
Culture, Satire

Higgs Attempts to Sway Union Workers with Pizza Party

  • January 28, 2022
  • By author-avatar Quintina Nothrup | Graphics: Olivia Chenier
On November 12, Premier Blaine Higgs held a press conference announcing he was prepared to quell further strikes by offering CUPE worke...

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26 Oct
Commentary, Culture, Satire

Séances in the SUB: MeepMop, Chickadees, and the Holy Grail

  • January 28, 2022
  • By author-avatar Marlowe Evans | Graphics: Olivia Chenier
The Brunswickan’s specialty ghost-fighting task force, the Séances in the SUB team, was once again called into action this October to d...

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