SATIRE: Residence Microwaves are Forbidden Past 5 p.m.
A sign that read “use of this kitchen is a privilege” was posted outside the UNB dormitory lounges....
Category: Satire
SATIRE: Compulsory Homosexuality: A Modest Proposal
It is no surprise, to any well-informed person with even the slightest inclination toward up-to-dateness, that the world...
Looking forward to summer
Crystal Keyamo The snow's taking forever to peace out, like that one friend who won't leave the party....
Observations from the Great Canadian Freeze: A Mugwump’s Satirical Take on Social Woes
By Crystal Keyamo As a self-proclaimed Mugwump, I find myself perched upon the icy plains of Canadian social...
Mysterious Ship Washed Ashore in the Maritimes: The Secrets of the Golden Age of Piracy to be Revealed?
Once upon a time, the world felt much larger than it is today. Seas stretched as far as...
SATIRE: Fredericton’s Answer to the Leaning Tower of Pisa
In the charming city of Fredericton, where traffic sometimes feels like a slow-motion ballet, a revolutionary roundabout has...
Snacktivists’ Black Market Bites Off More Than They Can Chew
In a shocking turn of events, the Snacktivist rebellion on the University of New Brunswick campus came to...
SATIRE: The Last Great Canadian Dynasty: The Scandal Behind UNB’s History Society
A word from Tilley Hall suggests that Keenan has a twin brother; nothing outrageous… if his twin brother...
SATIRE: Where There’s Smoke, There’s Fire: UNB Remembers Fredericton Heritage
This year UNB has chosen to honour a lesser-known part of Fredericton’s past—FIRE!
SATIRE: Musk’s Acquisition of UNB
In another dubious financial decision, South African billionaire Elon Musk has announced his acquisition of the University of...
