Satire

03 Nov

Snacktivists’ Black Market Bites Off More Than They Can Chew

November 3, 2023
By Crystal Keyamo

In a shocking turn of events, the Snacktivist rebellion on the University of New Brunswick campus came to an abrupt end yesterday as th...

07 Feb

Satire, Culture

SATIRE: The Last Great Canadian Dynasty: The Scandal Behind UNB’s History Society

February 7, 2023
By Sophia Cohen

A word from Tilley Hall suggests that Keenan has a twin brother; nothing outrageous… if his twin brother were not a cat named Gomez.

18 Jan

Satire

SATIRE: Where There’s Smoke, There’s Fire: UNB Remembers Fredericton Heritage

February 7, 2023
By Aidan Keenan

This year UNB has chosen to honour a lesser-known part of Fredericton’s past—FIRE!

12 Dec

Satire

SATIRE: Musk’s Acquisition of UNB

December 12, 2022
By Sophia Cohen

In another dubious financial decision, South African billionaire Elon Musk has announced his acquisition of the University of New Brunswick.

18 Apr

Satire

Uh Oh! I’ve Been Possessed by a Girl Who’s in an MLM! And Boy Do I Have the Opportunity for You! Click Here Now!

April 18, 2022
By Sofia Erickson

Hey boss babes! It looks like I have been possessed by that girl you went to high school with that keeps trying to get you to join a py...

18 Apr

Satire

Why the Harriet Irving Needs a Library Cat

April 18, 2022
By Sofia Erickson

Ladies, gentlemen, and those beyond a binary, do I have a proposition for you– picture it: you’re sitting at the Harriet Irving Library...

18 Apr

Satire

Ode to the Indie Sad Boi

April 18, 2022
By Vy Phan

To you, the local Indie sad boi: How could I forget that day, when the sun was shining bright outside and you were standing in the s...

18 Apr

Satire

Separate but Equal – UNB Campus to be Segregated by Reds Bookbag Status

April 18, 2022
By Joel Rumson

Segregation has existed throughout history. Today, similarly nefarious plans have been concocted on the UNB Fredericton campus. Just la...

15 Apr

April Fools, Satire

Fredericton Police Seize Cocaine, Make Arrests at the Twenty/20 Club: Business classes noticeably empty, noses less runny

April 15, 2022
By Sofia Erickson

Spring is in the air, but it's not pollen affecting the sinuses of some of Fredericton’s citizens. It’s cocaine. The Fredericton Pol...

15 Nov

Dear Sharkie, Satire

Dear Sharkie: Conflict Resolution Skills

January 28, 2022
By Graphics: Joe Jonah

Send any questions regarding school, university culture, or life in general to dearsharkie@thebruns.ca for a chance to gain really bad ...

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