Looking forward to summer
Crystal Keyamo The snow's taking forever to peace out, like that one friend who won't leave the party....
Category: Satire
Observations from the Great Canadian Freeze: A Mugwump’s Satirical Take on Social Woes
By Crystal Keyamo As a self-proclaimed Mugwump, I find myself perched upon the icy plains of Canadian social...
Mysterious Ship Washed Ashore in the Maritimes: The Secrets of the Golden Age of Piracy to be Revealed?
Once upon a time, the world felt much larger than it is today. Seas stretched as far as...
SATIRE: Fredericton’s Answer to the Leaning Tower of Pisa
In the charming city of Fredericton, where traffic sometimes feels like a slow-motion ballet, a revolutionary roundabout has...
Snacktivists’ Black Market Bites Off More Than They Can Chew
In a shocking turn of events, the Snacktivist rebellion on the University of New Brunswick campus came to...
SATIRE: The Last Great Canadian Dynasty: The Scandal Behind UNB’s History Society
A word from Tilley Hall suggests that Keenan has a twin brother; nothing outrageous… if his twin brother...
SATIRE: Where There’s Smoke, There’s Fire: UNB Remembers Fredericton Heritage
This year UNB has chosen to honour a lesser-known part of Fredericton’s past—FIRE!
SATIRE: Musk’s Acquisition of UNB
In another dubious financial decision, South African billionaire Elon Musk has announced his acquisition of the University of...
Uh Oh! I’ve Been Possessed by a Girl Who’s in an MLM! And Boy Do I Have the Opportunity for You! Click Here Now!
Hey boss babes! It looks like I have been possessed by that girl you went to high school...
Why the Harriet Irving Needs a Library Cat
Ladies, gentlemen, and those beyond a binary, do I have a proposition for you– picture it: you’re sitting...
