Puff n’ Paint w/ the Prez!
When: April 20, 4:20 pm
Where: In the alley by Dooley’s downtown (Twitch.tv)
Looking to one-up his predecessor’s infamous farewell rave, The Maz himself, our guy Paul, is celebrating his first year as President by combining his two great passions—watercolor painting and dabbing homemade shatter—for one great event! Puff n’ Paint w/ the Prez was originally supposed to take place in the alley by the Dooley’s downtown, behind the dumpster—however, the event will now be livestreamed on Paul’s Twitch channel in order to comply with social distancing. Organizers say Paul will lead a tutorial on painting fun farm animals in watercolor while showcasing products from his new line of homemade cannabis extracts.
Hold a Séance
When: Midnight, next full moon
Where: In a basement or attic
We all could all use a friend right now. Luckily, holding your very own private séance can be a way to make some interesting new friends without putting yourself or others at risk by leaving your home! The great thing about spirits is they are immune to Coronavirus, so there is no need to panic when you feel your new buddy’s cold breath on the back of your neck while you sleep. Loneliness ain’t shit when you’ve got friends who will always be with you. Forever.
Master the Blade
When: There’s no time like the present
Where: Any room without children
While they read books, you study the blade. While they miss their friends, you study the blade. While they await the arrival of their SkiptheDishes order, you study the blade. While they sleep, you study the blade. While they mock you for spending the last of your money on a decorative katana, you study the blade. While they live in fear, you do not—for you have studied the blade.
