Crystal Keyamo The snow's taking forever to peace out, like that one friend who won't leave the party. Campus looks less like the North Pole now— maybe I'll actually make it to class on time. No more Olympic-level skating down King Street to grab coffee, or wearing three pairs of socks just to feel my …
By Crystal Keyamo As a self-proclaimed Mugwump, I find myself perched upon the icy plains of Canadian social discontent, observing with a mix of bemusement and bewilderment. From the cozy confines of my igloo, let me regale you with tales of Canada's struggles, as seen through the lens of a mugwump. Climate Change: A Cool …
Once upon a time, the world felt much larger than it is today. Seas stretched as far as the eye could see, adventure sailed with the tide and life was what you made of it. It was a time rife with mystery and danger. A time now labeled the “Golden Age of Piracy,” and it …
In the charming city of Fredericton, where traffic sometimes feels like a slow-motion ballet, a revolutionary roundabout has emerged as the latest local attraction. Move over, Leaning Tower of Pisa – there's a new architectural sensation in town! Meet the Lincoln Road roundabout, where the pièce de résistance is none other than a utility pole …
In a shocking turn of events, the Snacktivist rebellion on the University of New Brunswick campus came to an abrupt end yesterday as the notorious underground food smuggling ring was busted by university authorities. The Snacktivists, a group of daring students, were allegedly involved in a clandestine scheme to provide affordable and tasty food alternatives, …
A word from Tilley Hall suggests that Keenan has a twin brother; nothing outrageous… if his twin brother were not a cat named Gomez.
This year UNB has chosen to honour a lesser-known part of Fredericton’s past—FIRE!
In another dubious financial decision, South African billionaire Elon Musk has announced his acquisition of the University of New Brunswick.
Hey boss babes! It looks like I have been possessed by that girl you went to high school with that keeps trying to get you to join a pyramid scheme! OOPS! And I’m here to tell you about a golden opportunity, an opportunity that completely changed my life. Before this opportunity I was truly down …
Ladies, gentlemen, and those beyond a binary, do I have a proposition for you– picture it: you’re sitting at the Harriet Irving Library, pouring your heart and soul into a final essay. Exams are creeping up on you, and the world is looking bleak. Suddenly, a cat appears like a dove to a man lost …
