Joel Rumson & Thomas Lepper
Sex is debatably the best feeling in the world. So fun, in fact, people have gone beyond using mere body parts and have developed seemingly sexual contraptions — some elaborate, some not, but all with the goal to stimulate your body.
For example, some people enjoy looking sexy for their partners,
“I hope they think my pubes are sexy,”
Some, for themselves,
“Damn. That feels good up my ass.”
Others are just plain freaks,
“Get me that 14-inch dildo… nevermind, it is too small.”
For all the above: those that like it sloppy, the gooners out there, edge lords, incels, and even the hopeless romantics who whisper sweet nothings to their right hand, I have a question. What if I told you there was a place where all of your dreams can come true?
And no, I am not talking about the back of a Spencer’s or behind the ferris wheel during the exhibition.
I am talking about Pleasures N’ Treasures.
Pleasures N’ Treasures, a franchise that has been open for forty years, has 16 in-store locations and even one right here in Fredericton on 558 Queen Street — coincidentally it is directly across from the Fredericton Region Museum. So you can see the 42 pound Coleman frog Cornelius before you go and purchase that 12-inch dragon dildo you’ve been eyeing!
According to their website they also have products that are for sexual health as well and one of the largest online inventories of sex toy products in North America. All orders are processed and shipped within 1 – 2 business days, ensuring we all get what we came for: fast, smooth, and with full satisfaction guaranteed.
Do not fret, customers cannot return items so you will not be getting a used pocketpussy, but you also have to make sure it is something either you or your partner want before purchasing.
As, even something as small as a bottle of anal lube can cost up to 40.00 dollars and if you order it online, that does not including shipping…
If you do not want your neighbors to know you just ordered Dr. Richard and the Naughty Nurse Volume VIII, you do not have to worry. When you have the purchase delivered through the website, the packaging is very discrete with no mention of the company or what is inside the box… you dirty, horny bastard.
They also offer something called pleasure parties. Designed for events like bachelorette parties, according to their website it offers “exclusive access to the latest intimate toys on the market, all in the comfort of one of our esteemed PnT boutique locations.”.
Basically, giving a group of people a private tour, recommendations and demonstrations on sexual products.
However, do not pop your tents just yet. According to an anonymous Reddit post, working there is actually terrible. User warriorgirli states that she was discriminated against by other members of staff for being a queer woman and alleges that there is no room for growth and terrible job security. In addition, the post claims she had been assaulted with no action being taken…
Although this is a simple Reddit post, the allegations can not be taken lightly. She mentions how PnT had to advertise their rhino pills as all natural, even though they are not. Rhino pills are supposed to help with sexual performance but were tested and later unauthorized by the Canadian government, causing all to be taken off the shelf.
The Reddit post is the only form of a negative review I could find, and, unlike other stores the person behind the counter are certified freaks and often can help you find what tickles your fancy, and even someone else’s.
At the end of the day, if you do end up walking downtown with a 42-pound Coleman frog plushie in one hand and a vibrating silicone masterpiece in the other, who are we to judge? Pleasure is personal, and at Pleasures N’ Treasures, business is booming — just like their customers.
So go forth, shop smart, and remember: be safe.
Pleasures N Treasures : r/halifax
Sex Toys & Adult Products | Pleasures N’ Treasures
Unauthorized sexual enhancement products may pose serious health risks – Canada.ca
